-finally does laundry-
-never puts away laundry-
-takes clean clothes out from pile until pile is gone-
never ask me for boy advice bc my only advice ever is “kill him” and that could potentially get you into a lot of trouble
remember when the teacher dragged a tv on wheels like this kind of thing
and you knew it was gonna be an awesome day
is anyone on here even old enough to remember this?
you act like these are from the fucking 1800s omfg
i don’t want to live in a world where i’m not allowed to enjoy both Shakespeare and Ke$ha.
Wake up in the mornin’ feel quite Hamlet-y
Grab my skull, I’m out the door, I’m gonna act real shitty
Before I leave, overthink if I’m on the right track
Cuz if I kill my uncle tonight, he ain’t comin back