hannibal season one
hannibal: im gonna frame will for murder lol
hannibal season two
hannibal: wait a minute
hannibal: if will is in prison how are we supposed to have fun bff psychiatry sessions
hannibal: fuck i didnt think this through
otp: finals/being over >:(
Track: Requiem for Blue Jeans
Album: Other People's Heartache
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I’VE HAD A BRILLIANT THOUGHT
Imagine the #overlyhonestmethods posts from Carlos’s team of scientists.
"This paper is shorter than normal due to the primary researcher turning into a tree before she could finish it."
"Test subjects were selected randomly by loitering outside Big Rico’s and offering illicit bread crust for all participants."
"Experiment time intervals were carefully chosen so that Carlos would actually be on time for his date for once."
"Potential errors include time loss from that cancelled Wednesday, the fact that the local government legally forbid us from mentioning the source of the data, and the loss of a substantial amount of recorded notes that were replaced with dead silence and the smell of vanilla."
"Some results were altered to sound more normal so we don’t get our funding revoked."